my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
when it goes from the first controller to the second, it’s kind of like a girl going through puberty… like hello boobs.
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.