tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a idiot

(Source: onlylolgifs, via preteenager)

idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

(via ruinedchildhood)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

image

(Source: takayaabe, via dutchster)

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

(via whitelookingasian)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via sniffing)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via alterred)

(via ruinedchildhood)

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via dutchster)

(Source: proctalgia, via polymer)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via dickflickmoment)