i thought this was real at first
get your head in the game
clipping glitches are great
clipping glitches in hyper-realistic games are fantastic
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important