stupidharpy:

liache:

coolator:

nosdrinker:

next gen

i thought this was real at first

get your head in the game

clipping glitches are great

clipping glitches in hyper-realistic games are fantastic

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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frenums:

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aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

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skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

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